You Suck! YAY!
The results are in. Sexperts say masturbation is the key to happiness. And frequent intense orgasms can cure whatever ails you. So don't hold back on your alone time sessions. The next time you are needing some one-on-one time with yourself, let one (or more) of these fan-favorite oral simulators do the work for you. Equipped with suction, licking motions and vibrations, these little wonders won't disappoint.
The Satisfyer Pro 2with Vibration has earned the coveted top spot as the most popular oral sex stimulator. Not only does the air-pressure technology feel like oral sex, but for added oomph, it vibrates. And for the price, it can't be licked (pun intended). $59.95
The Womanizer Duo is a true 2-in-1 sex toy. The suction head produces sonic waves that feel like oral sex while the probing shaft targets your G-spot. This Womanizer is a must-have if you want to experience a simultaneous clitoral and vaginal orgasm (a.ka. blended orgasm). There is no good reason not to want one, right? And yes, we know. It looks like something from another galaxy, which is appropriate. The Womanizer Duo will have you seeing the stars and beyond. $219.95
The LELO Ora is a unique ring with a rolling ball built into the side (covered with a thin piece of silicone) to mimic what a licking tongue feels like. While not inexpensive, it offers luxurious licking. Two words of advice: use lube. $209.95
Like the Womanizer Satisfyer, the LELO Sona Cruise
uses sonic waves to imitate the sensation of oral sex, penetrating deep
into the clitoral tissue. Plus, the signature cruise-control feature
(yes, just like the one in your car) ensures that the pressure stays
steady no matter how hard you press, thus eliminating clit fatigue.
$109.95
Have oral sex toy, will travel. The Satisfyer Pro Travel
features the same sonic waves but with the added feature of a discreet
travel cover (to spare you from airport embarrassment).
Bonus Point: It's 100% waterproof, so you can use it in the hot tub,
pool, ocean, anywhere you need a little extra R&R. $45.95
Ready yourself for cost-effective faux cunnilingus with the Mini Marvels Marvelous Flicker.
Mini, and indeed marvelous, the Flicker is a faux tongue with 10
vibration settings and fits in the palm of your hand. Toss it in your
purse or pack back for pleasure-on-the-go. $59.95
Looking like a flame, or snake, the fork-tongued Fun Factory Volt is
a double-pronged vibrator. The flickering tips can massage both sides
of the clitoris simultaneously for twice the oral sex experience. And
the Flicker is STRONG. Power to the clit. $139.95
We-Vibe Melt
Feel free to use this solo or with your
long-distance partner because it pairs with an app that they can control
from any location with Wi-Fi.
Liberty
This sleek but solid
toy is USB-rechargeable, made with a waterproof material, and provides
eight different intensity levels for some fun shower or bath play.
Penguin
This whimsical cutie has 11 different settings that will deliver a combo punch of suction and pulsing.
Pump
It
has interchangeable heads for your clit, nipples, and vulva, plus seven
vibration settings that will get you pumped for play. The possibilities
with this thing seem endless.
Fantasy For Her
With a licking
tongue attachment, suction, and vibration, you will l be asking: where
have you been all my life? And thank you for coming into my world now.
And I do mean coming.